2x married (1 year, 13 years)
11x sexual relations (all female, never once)
10+ sleeping drunk in public places (never robbed or interfered with)
3 sexual partners attempting suicide (1 successful)
Numerous brushes with death:
Hurtling down a snowy mountain towards rocks ( managed to dig in my skis sufficiently)
Run over by a London cab, skull fracture etc
Car crash with unrestrained tractor draw bar in passenger seat, flipped several times
Car crash in pub car park into a van
Kidnapped by a psychopath who held a broken bottle to my throat and threatened to kill me
3x homosexual snogging
3x lesbian snogging
5x $100K+ years of income (1x $500K+)
10+ TV appearances
20+ radio appearances
Formed a community of 100K people
And another of 10K
Averaged 2 tries per game as a winger in senior club rugby, NZ
Averaged 3 tries per game in club rugby, Edinburgh
Top 25 in NZ for 200m sprint (at that time faster than any female ever)
IQ 172 (culture fair, mensa), 152 (standard)